swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 30, 2007

Michigan Weather

Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.

This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.

by PickNopp October 7, 2013

watchup

Conglomeration of "what is up" , "what's up", or "what you up to"

"Hey, watchup?"
"Whatchup, ketchup?"

by topy October 18, 2008

Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.

A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer

by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011

Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

Skip-Watch

To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)

Apollo 18 was so boring and predictable, I ended up skip-watching it.

by Unka Willbur December 4, 2011

Slut Weather

Anytime the weather is warm enough for a female to dress like a complete slut. Wearing things such as tanktops, bikini tops, booty shorts, cut- off jean shorts, mini skirts, and flip flops.... Just about anything that shows a good portion of legs, asscheeks, and cleavage. Summer time is also commonly known as " Slut Season " ( see Slut Season.)

" Well, it's 87 degrees outside today... Perfect SLUT WEATHER for the ladies. " " I truly hope to see some really nice asses at the park today... It's 90 degrees, and the SLUT WEATHER is impeccable. "

by Mr. HardTymez August 9, 2012