Emo death-wishers

1./ These people need to get a life, just because a sub-culture which exists doesn't mean you need to put it down.

2./ People who do this are commonly known as neds or just emo haters and these people have no appreciation for music or individuality.

3./ Not every emo cuts so you need to go and try to think of a better basis on which to judge this sub-culture

4./ When these jack-offs insult emo's they cannot think of something worth saying and they say shit like "Fuck off you fucking emo" These people need some originality.

5./ And two more things

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- XxX

These symbols are for heartbreak and love, get over yourselves and try not to almost implode when you see them with emo deathness.

XxX- The End -XxX

"Oh my god!We are emo death-wishers!! Look at the state of you, your eyes are black and you have converse shoes! *gasps* You are such a fucking emo and you should die for it! You are not normal! *implodes*

by Iain Cameron December 9, 2008

Wishful blinking

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

wishwacked

Being turned upside down, and punched in the face, just when you imagine you're cool.

Winning the lottery, going skydiving, and having your parachute not open. You've been wishwacked.

by Nokay McDaniles March 13, 2009

Wishapisaway

Having to urinate while being comfortable elsewhere, usually happens in the morning while still resting in bed.

Resting nicely and a puddle maker came knocking......I called for wishapisaway to save me.

by DJD58 December 5, 2012

wishbone

A wishbone is what you call your crushes penis.

Girl: Wow he's really cute.

Friend: I know, I have dreams about that wishbone

by breastknuckles February 17, 2014

wishper

when you want something so much, when you wish for it so hard, your voice hushes to a whisper.

"Please, do this for me. I'm begging you." My voice hushed to a wishper.

by izzy wizzy October 27, 2014

wishnoff

1.The act of attempting to ejaculate through masturbation, but due your extreme obesity, you cannot get off. 2. A phantom version of jacking off.

He has been in the bathroom for hours, but don't worry, it just a wishnoff session.

by You are not Barbara April 18, 2016