Hollywood Undead

the best rap metal band ever.
charlie scene, j-dog, deuce,
johnny 3 tears, funny man, da kurlzz.

hollywood undead is the bomb bitch.

by /explode January 23, 2009

Hollywood Undead

An epicly awesome six person band. They all wear masks on stage and have awesome names like: Charlie Scene, J-Dog, Johnny 3 Tears (J3T), 9Lives, Da Kurlzz, and Funny Man (and in their old songs Shady Jeff and Tha Producer/Duece). Genre: According to Charlie Scene, "Dat Bomb S**t," or gangster goth. Also rap and hip hop with a touch of metal and screamo. They have party songs like "No. 5" and "Tear it Up" and mournfull/heavy songs like "Young" and "Circles." Check this out! Unless you hate cussing. Then just walk the hell away. HU4L!!!!

Peter: Yo check it, I just got the new Hollywood Undead single!
Jaylyn: Awesome that s**t is bomb!

I pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
3 tears for you we all shall cry,
For we are family, you and I,
All day, all night our flag shall fly,
The Undead Army till the day we die.

by Me+Music March 1, 2011

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004

Uncle Vic

Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".

by tradesman April 2, 2003

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.

(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

sneaky uncle

The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.

Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.

by fucwad March 28, 2004