turd burgular 

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.

ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!

turd burgular by ozzy July 8, 2004

Turd bumper 

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

Turd bumper by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

turd brain 

somebody with turd for brains

chip you turd brain!

turd brain by botaf November 12, 2003

Turd Nurgler 

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.

That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.

Turd Nurgler by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

turd nugget 

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi

"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"

turd nugget by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005

Turd Toucher 

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

Turd Toucher by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

turd burglar by therondi92 March 8, 2009