Definitions by Scootdigity

Turd bumper 

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

Turd bumper by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

Fucktard 

An extremely fucking retarded person

Jim is such a fucktard!

Fucktard by Scootdigity May 10, 2008