Sad Trumpet

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

by vinylcluck September 13, 2012

Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018

Trumpstradamus

When Donald Trump gazes into the crystal ball and tweets his prediction or prophecy of the future—for example, “Mexico will pay for the wall!” and “Iran will restore diplomatic ties with the US.”

What percentage of the predictions of Trumpstradamus have turned out to be true? Or is he just another politician-turned-astrologer trying his luck at divining the rise and fall of his critics?

by MathPlus October 29, 2018

trumptation

A sudden urge to vote for someone you distrust, despite your better judgment

I was in the voting booth and nearly succumbed to trumptation. Fortunately I recovered my wits and voted the way that I'd planned.

by wolfreporter May 16, 2016

Trumpet

UK slang word for cocaine.

Lets go score some trumpet.

by EzGoingKev December 25, 2008

trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.

Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006