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Tendernob

San Francisco, California term for the area on the border between the economically depressed neighborhood of the Tenderloin and the upscale Nob Hill district. Provides striking juxtapositions of wealth and poverty. Often used with sexually suggestive implications.
I was at Geary and Leavenworth in the Tendernob when I saw some desperate girl climb into a stranger's Grand Cherokee.
by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 2, 2008
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tendertip

Noun.

The sensation males acquire the day(s) after a long session of dry humping.
The greater the prude, the more tender the tip.
Historically, tendertip is rumored to be the fundamental reason males take-on girlfriends and wives. The great Japanese poet Ryokan once wrote (paraphrasing) "Even through kimonos, by and by, amorous advances turn abrasive."

This quote is especially noteworthy in modern times as jeans and cotton boxers rule the day, extending the rawness and duration of tendertip throughout the globe.
At present, the greatest sufferers of tendertip remain the religious prudes, which explains their early marriage age and refusal to pull out (see: coitus interruptus), thereby spawning children like gremlins.
Padilla: Got an itch there, bud?
Nick: I wish.

or

Stu: Late night, eh?
Joey: How can you tell?
Stu: Well, while your eyes are bright red, yes, your awkward walking style, as tho you've been castrated, is purely from the tendertip pain. You shoulda gone with some sweat pants or Lululemons, old sport.

or

Penny: Nice bit of bump and grind out there on the dance floor last night, Labamba.
Hustler: Felt great then, now... Not so much.
Penny: Tendertip?
Hustler: Like a scratch on the eye.
Penny: And so commitment was born...
by Rykirb January 4, 2010
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trendy asian

A trendy asian girl will have high fashion from Tokyo or Shanghai. They usually carry around a designer bag, and have a hi-tech cellphone that they constantly text on. They are very stylish and urbanized, and like taking pictures on their new digital cameras.
Trendy Asian: I love this new handbag imported from Tokyo and check out this hi-tech cellphone!
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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Trendy-geek

Quite literally a merge between a trendy and a geek.

Rarer than the trendy, the trendy-geek is usually identifiable by having slightly geeky attire and usually glasses, yet hangs around primarily with trendies.

Most likely to be found sipping a Guinness and playing pool in a trendy club with pinpoint accuracy.

Unfortunately like the trendy, the whole geeky facade is pretty much that, a facade. You could almost say they are a poser geek. And they will have activities like a "Warcraft" account, counter strike, watching Red Dwarf, maybe even LARP, in a desire to look original. Yet they'll also like the typical trendy interests too, like "celebs", and football and One night stands etc...

Clothing is usually strictly trendy, usually the only thing that separates a trendy-geek is usually small things like less "cool" hair and glasses. Or most likely, an aversion to being as rowdy as their trendy peers.

They may also say they like metal in a craving to be "Individual", but by that they mean they've listened to poser-metal like Bullet For My Valentines most popular song.
Guy 1: WTF that trendy looks like a geek, and he was just talking about computers instead of weight training.

Trendy-Geek: Oh my god, I'm like so geeky!1 I have a WoW account and I watch geeky things like Dr. Who!!1 And I've played the most mainstream Final Fantasy all the way through!1
Trendy: Shall we go clubbin'?
Trendy-Geek: Yeah, "sick" mate! (I can go and attention seek by pretending to be really geeky, which is what I do every friggin' day!)
by PsychoFox December 24, 2007
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Trender

A trans person who is only trans because it’s trendy.
Omg he is such a trender
by TimaeusTestification November 6, 2020
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Trendy Fag

A description used to describe metro males in with the fashion and such. Easy to spot in sydney. Commonly seen with Rabens or slip ons in general, Rabans or imitations, scarfs, trilbies, and exceptionally tight jeans. Get their shit from general pants and similar stores. Could be seen as homosexual but are not.
Me: Fucking Trendy Fags everywhere dude.
Friend: Yeah.
by YaZaR January 6, 2010
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Trendsgender

Fickwits on tumblr unable to discern mood/sexual preference/lunch preference from a biological name for a animal with or without a penis.
"Im starbright horse-kin, a demihorse gender."

"no your just a fuckwit who like MLP too much you trendsgender fuck"
by IH8tumblrfaggits December 5, 2016
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