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douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.
Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.
by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008
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Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.
I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.
by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009
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toothdick

A sexual act in which a penis is used in the place of a toothpick .It clears the mouth of food and plaque, and later replaces it with a fine layer of semen.
Veronica loves to use my toothdick.
by switzzzer December 7, 2006
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Mexican toothbrush

Verb - Chewing a piece of gum instead of actually brushing your teeth to mask bad breath or halitosis, due to laziness or lack of time.
Dude, I had to give myself a mexican toothbrush cause I didn't have enough time before taking Mindy to the movies, I hope she don't want to get all up in my grille tonight.
by Dixiespimp August 2, 2006
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Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.
1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty

IHOP pancakes topped with whip cream, cherries, jams, jellies and every imaginable sweet and gooey thing.
Gimme the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty, two links and a cup o' coffee, please.
by Loren Frost November 5, 2006
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Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.
Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!
by Guy Smith January 5, 2008
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