Tool Shed Factory

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

Tool

aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.

Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool!

by BT.MASSIVE September 16, 2010

Toolbox

A man whose only use for women is to fix things for her.

Go back to the garage, toolbox. You need to fix my car.

by Vic_ April 26, 2020

5-Tool player

A baseball player with the five tools: power, contact, throwing, baserunning skills and speed, and fielding skills.

Barry Bonds was considered a 5-tool player in his prime.

by UknowIt!!!!!!!!! February 19, 2010

Toolshed

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.

Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.

by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009

toolboxolio

The most arrogant, self-centered, hating pinhead, shortbus Vanu commander in Planetside.

"Dude, check it out, that shithead toolboxolio is on."

"Fuck him, he eets the cok"

by VanuWonder June 25, 2004

tool

Someone who is completely obvlivious to the fact that he is being used and that is considered to be less than a human being.
see: nick cannon

you're a fucking tool.

by loopiz December 28, 2005