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Thrusting a middle schooler

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."
by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010
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thrust bob

Thrusting while bobbing. How stupid can you be?!
by Homosexuelf December 16, 2013
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tobuscitis

When you watch too much Toby Turner and start to talk with a Tobuscus like voice and just can't shake the habit even when it drives every one you love crazy.
I just got done watching hours of Tobuscus now I have tobuscitis.
by Blacksheep February 10, 2014
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thrusty thrombone

1.Male genitalia, especially when erect.

2.What a homosexual calls a musical instrument because of the lisp.
See those two hot temptresses? (In super hero voice) I must go back to the lair and fetch my thrusty thrombone.

Are you in the orchestra? Yeth, I play firtht thrusty thrombone. Elton plays the thecond if he even shows up! Slap that bitch!
by wywind March 8, 2014
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Torps

Tittiez that resemble torpedos
Kelsey has torps
by Kdavis420 August 25, 2014
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Thrustration

The state of being sexually frustrated. From the words "thrust" and "frustration".
I am thrustrated because I haven't had sex in months. Thrustration is sexual frustration.
by SuperSoprano June 6, 2015
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thrust jump

When the male jumps on the bed onto dat puss puss
by Tom scan April 6, 2016
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