THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone

Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

by SunnySuki June 3, 2024

tortude

to surprise ones aquaintances by dressing up as hooded figures from popular movies

"my friends have just performed tortude on me"

by tudsnveejay January 2, 2012

tosture

1. The appearance of of a girl's tit's based both on their intrinsic value and how well she is presenting them.

2. The shape of a girl's tits based on her posture.

Usage: girls who always arch there back to make their tits look bigger, or conversely, girls that slouch a lot and therefore cause one to underestimate there boobs.

3. The "posture" of a girl's boobs. ex: perkyness

3. The appearance of

Say what you want, but she has great tosture.

Sure it looks like a great rack, but it is 80% tosture.

by Derk McGerkin March 7, 2012

tortire

A type of torture used predominantly while the receiver of said torture is strapped to a wall naked.

Man: I'm going to give you the best tortire you have ever had.

Woman: *muffled scream*

by cejor6 April 14, 2016

Toeture

When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."

Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*

by MattTehDictionary July 25, 2016

torturking

Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.

The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.

by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

Tortune

When the Dr. McGillicuddy’s last word on the bottom of the bottle looks like a T instead of an F

Fuck u Aaron it says Tortune

by Randythechickenman October 19, 2019