Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong January 5, 2008

Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005

Bang Toasted

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010

Toast

A variation on the term 'repost' which has stuck. On the You Laugh, You Lose Facebook group, instead of just typing "repost" on a familiar picture, members would type variations, the most popular and lasting being 'toast'. Coined by Nigel Lewis Hassell.

That picture is toast.

by PhantomDoughnut December 31, 2010

toast

gun(s)- because if you don't walk aoun at night with a gun in most cities, you're toast

"We don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out" - 50 Cent's "Wanksta"

by Daveeeeeed January 7, 2008

Toad

(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.

Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

Ya mam on toast

Annoying major comeback to any insult

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004