Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

The Ultimate Vern Challenge

Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.

Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.

by Serenaded and Sexiled December 6, 2011

ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving

wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

by smokey 3d April 7, 2009

Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

by Onetooththree September 29, 2019

ultimate rag buss

when something is so good but so bad at the same time

he was driving the civic with a fat wing... ultimate rag buss.

by ghetty quof August 28, 2021

Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.

John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...

by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016