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The United States Navy 

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
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Opening the Umbrella 

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
Opening the Umbrella by Ol' CB August 5, 2010

Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.
"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

The Uprooters

West Yorkshire (UK) based band - playing "2tone inspired, punk flavoured ska", influences include The Specials, The Clash, Lee 'Scratch' Perry amongst others.
"F*ckin' 'ell this band aren't half bad really."

"What they called?"

"The Uprooters or somet like that."

The US folder 

A folder in which pictures of random people from "last weekend" are placed, alongside people who seem to be around a lot.
Can be used to secretly confirm a persons acceptance into the group as a kind of code-phrase.
Man 1: "Think she'll make it into the US folder?" *points at random girl*
Man 2: "Nah. Last weekend, Definitely."
The US folder by KrumKakes May 21, 2008

The Ultimullet 

The Ultimullet can be described as a mullet style haircut; somewhat short on top, long in the back, but in epic fucking proportions. The Ultimullet is the antithesis of grace and style, especially since it originates on the head of a 60 year old woman. This magnificent mullet cannot be seen on multiple individuals, it is a singular entity, and as such should only be muttered with extreme reverence to its originator.
Did you see that lady's haircut? It was the ultimate mullet. Check that...that shit was The Ultimullet.

The Unkle 

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.
I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"
The Unkle by Will Unkle November 16, 2010