the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.

Lets give Angela The Zain Test

by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017

Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it

Damn I got railed by a test in math

by whydoyouneedmyrealname September 3, 2019

test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.

P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”

by Karsen October 16, 2017

alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released

Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game

by blocksterr April 11, 2017

Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

AT Mohawk Test

The name of the test used when performing the AT Reverse Munchkins to test if your head is tilted at an angle to avoid being in front of the anus. Powder is put on top of anus to test. If she farts and you avoid all the powder, then you're tilted at the perfect angle, but if the fart leaves a mohawk of powder in your head then you need repositioning.

I did the AT Mohawk Test before doing the AT Reverse Munchkins on her to test if I had the perfect angle.

by Fresh_Boy_123 October 30, 2011

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019