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Teddy

Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.
Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.
by show.time_ June 16, 2025
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[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025
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Teddy Bear

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025
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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
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Teddy

Definitely the type of guy that eats ass for a living
Did you hear about that guy being an asshole? He has to be a Teddy
by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021
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Teddie

A kind, down to earth woman. Cares for her partner deeply and sees the good in the world. Has an eye for photography, but is great at most things that she decides to take up as a hobby or profession. Trust is easily broken with Teddie. She often forgives, but easily cuts people out of her life who aren’t willing to work on their own shit. She sees the light in everyone and believes in choosing love over fear. Works her ass off when she’s in love with what she’s doing. And sexy as hell when she wants to be. A+ blowjobs.
Wow, those photos that Teddie took are unreal, I can’t believe she’s my girlfriend. She’s hot AND smart AND creative!
by Guitar Man 69 November 23, 2021
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