Massive Tats

A women (or transsexual man) with overly large breasts.

The phrase was originally said by Ali G - acted by Sacha Baron Cohen

'Dat women has MASSIVE TATS

by Maxyy August 22, 2008

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 12, 2009

Anti-talksident

A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

There I was minding my own business when this guy starts telling me his life story. Quick as a whip, I got out my Anti-talksident, gave him a quick squirt...and ended the conversation!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Tater Tats

When a woman has large tattoos covering her upper chest/breast area.

Damn! Look at that punk chick's tater tats!

by adrienne_52 April 19, 2010

thot tats

Tattoes on an a woman that are usually large and have no meaning.

I like her, but I can't get past her thot tats.

by Beauty Conscious November 18, 2015

fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting

I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.

by joecoolthefool July 9, 2016

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017