Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

chuck in the swimming hole

Where a guy fingers a gal in the water about as high as waste high just deep enough to cover their waist and so everyone can see what is going on

I saw a guy doing chuck in the swimming hole yesterday and it was with my girlfriend

by Fox rubber December 26, 2023

eyes are swimming

A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.

My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.

by WackyGezi January 23, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.

Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024