Bindi Surprise

The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.

"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"

by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 6, 2009

Irish Surprise

The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.

Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.

by joemeez July 6, 2019

Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

Icey Hot Suprise

Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.

Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.

by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010

the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.

Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.

by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

Surprise Cream

jizzing on someone unexpectingly

Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!

by marshjt April 3, 2011

surprise indian

While having sex doggy style, the male slips his penis into the female's anal cavity. As she lets out a surprised scream, the male reaches around and cups her mouth with his hand so her scream sounds like that of an Indian.

"I pulled a Surprise Indian on Alexis last night." "Makes sense. She's half Cherokee, right?"

by mdcone January 30, 2018