suicide sex

When you’re so depressed that you both decide to have a suicide pact by having multiple orgasms until you die via exhaustion. The autopsy is a hoot

Did you hear about John and his girlfriend? Yea the doctor said they committed suicide sex

by Doctor Coctor December 19, 2017

suicide turd

A large turd generally filled with corn or other hard substances and is large in diameter, sometimes looping around the toilet bowl. Causing great pain and may require 3 to 4 flushes

1st guy: you've been in there for an hour and a half
2nd guy: Got any band aids ?
1st guy: why?
2nd guy: I just had a suicide turd?

by Elijah, hez June 21, 2006

Sexual Suicide

death by extreme sex. often occurs when taking on a.. bigger* challenge than one is prepared for; mainly affects the females.

Tay: OMG, I thought I was about to commit sexual suicide last night.
Nay: That big, huh?

by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

post-suicidal

A status of depression so deep you no longer wish to die. As far as you're concerned, you're already dead.

This might actually be the case if you're post-suicidal by proxy of actually having committed suicide.

Ellesime: Should we put you on suicide watch? You always seem so depressed.

Jonaleth: Nah. I'm not suicidal. It'd take more effort than I'm worth to kill myself. I'm just a hollow, dead thing.

Jonaleth no longer has the will to live, but he also does not have the will to die, instead he considers himself "already dead", having lost his Elven immortality. He is post-suicidal.
(Characters from Baldur's Gate II)

by Zadred Darkflame December 23, 2008

suicide shot

A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort the line of salt...squeeze the lime in your eye.. and then take the shot. The minor pain completely distracts you from the alcohol..

That kid just took eight suicide shots and his eyes are all fucked up..

by Big Mac Dizzle January 10, 2006

social suicide

1. The ability or act of remaking ones self by shunning what they feel they are expected to be through starting over and becoming who they always felt they were.

2. To control the life you hope to have without ending the only life you have to live.

He realized he could be the person he always felt he was by committing social suicide through changing his name and moving somewhere that nobody ever knew him as the person he was forced to be. Through this, he was reborn, and his physical life never had to end.

by Dex Ter July 29, 2009

suicide bombing

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

by Martha_H July 25, 2008