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Suicide wingman 

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".

To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

May strip you of your dignity.
Sorry Joe, I was the Suicide wingman last time. Its your turn.
Suicide wingman by Burrywog July 4, 2010

Suicide Mission 

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.
Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.
Suicide Mission by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

suicide mish 

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission
Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?
suicide mish by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

Suicide ping pong 

a game similar to ping pong the only difference being that whenever a player gains a point the other player must remove their shirt and allow the player who scored to hit the ping pong ball as hard as they can into the other players bare skin. this does not cause any real injury but can be fairly painful. the game can be won either by reaching a predetermined point amount or if the other player is in too much pain to continue.
Me and my freinds were bored so we decided to play a game of suicide ping pong
Suicide ping pong by mr.blackrino January 6, 2011

suicide caucus 

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.
John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.
suicide caucus by Baldr57 October 8, 2013

suicide van 

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.
suicide van by Kosp November 15, 2016