stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Strokin the Moon

The act of jerking off during a full moon.

Don't try to call or get a hold of me on July 19th because I will be Strokin the Moon.

by JAZ_254 June 17, 2016

Stroller

A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.

I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.

by PunditSquared September 30, 2016

Stroflex

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck

Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.

by swagu17 December 15, 2016

Stroke Hole

A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.

Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.

I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

strong boi

Any person who's exterior is tough and doesn't show emotion but secretly inside is soft like a pillow.

(While watching a sad movie)
Person A(crying): This is so sad how are you not crying?
Peraon B(clearly fighting back tears): Emotions are for the weak!
Person A: Oh, you're a strong boi aren't you!

by StrongestSusan January 21, 2019

stroths

You mispronounced straps when insulting someone’s mask rubber bands.

Hey Neil those stroths make you look like a big turd!

by RoboJunkie June 2, 2020