squeeze

Compressed Marijuana, Weed, Ganja, Cheeba

Let me hit that squeeze bro.
I smoked some fire squeeze last night.

by Goose Man April 23, 2008

main squeeze

shwayze-corona and lime

baby, will you be my corona and lime?
and i will be your main squeeze

and if your brother dont like my style, we can take it to the street
we can take it to the street

by KirstieM August 22, 2008

Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.

Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

squeezle

A person that squeezes his way out of situation that he has gotten himself into.

He had a lunch date with his peers that he didnt want to go to, so he squeezles out by telling them he is too busy.

by Jeffrey L Williams March 3, 2008

Dick Squeezer

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.

Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"

by Kezzezz February 28, 2008

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.

That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

by Sami D. June 6, 2008