Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

fallen soldier

A phrase you use when someone gets completely obliterated because they were roasted so badly.

"Can I get an F for my fallen soldier."

by snek. May 14, 2019

soldering

Jamacain slang for banging.

Soldering it's what the young girl wants.

by Sublimesun May 30, 2016

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

purple headed soldier

a large circumsized penis

that girl nobbed on my purple headed soldier

by badass b boy 2 triple o March 14, 2003

Trojan Soldier

Placing the ball sack over a victims face so that a testicle is in each eye sockey and then laying the penis across the victims nose. Resembles a Trojan soldier's helmet; see also teabag and fadunk

When Timmy passes out we should give him a Trojan Soldier

by ZDubs May 5, 2004

Spalding

Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.

Look at Jimmy over spalding that table

by DaShooster June 22, 2010