1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
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