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Spitzer

baller, but in a bad mood half the time, he enjoys playing video games and basketball. Get's anoyed very very easily.
John: Have yopu heard Spitzer?
Matthew: No, what did he do now?
John: He rage quited GTA and ruined the night for evryone
by NW Boss Fan January 26, 2023
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Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.
by Winemister June 29, 2003
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spizehldic

a alcoholic chick who sucks cock&spits cum for beer money
dawg lets go over to 122nd st. to get a spizehldic bitch before we go home
by keldog July 3, 2003
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svitzer

A word used to express a jovial disdain for something or to draw attention to a faux pas, often followed by flatulent noises produced by the mouth or gregarious farting prior to or after use of the term.
Steve: Dude, did you get a load of that guy asking to borrow your fork? What a svitzer
by Rob zc March 11, 2008
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Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.
Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!
by tico boy April 3, 2008
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stitzer

a pussy bitch that is really awkward and will never get his 27
Wow, that kid is awkward as fuck and he will never get his 27. What a Stitzer.
by dj slutyo January 29, 2009
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