Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Slug Slide

When a man ejaculates a huge load on his sex partners chest, and then with the speed and agility of a well trained Ninja, spins around and slams his pink sock into the love puddle. He then drags his pink sock through the puddle and down her chest and inserts it into her gaping vagina. (If at this time she gets pregnant you are bound to nickname your child slugger).

I did not know a girl could get pregnant after a slug slide, guess I was wrong.

by OPIE1970 March 8, 2010

Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."

I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.

by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011

Rukt Slide

A term used in competitive Pokemon when the move Rock Slide flinches you two times in a row. Coined by Ambient League player Rukt, who lost a ULC match to this happening. The odds of a Rukt Slide happening are about 7%.

Wow I can't beleive I just lost that game to a Rukt Slide.

by Taide June 22, 2018

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

SCS (Stone City Soldiers)

A group of people that run Bedford, Indiana. Not to be messed with because there's about 50 people that aren't known members. Currently being investigated by the FBI because the government doesn't trust teenagers. Top 30 on the gang watch list. They are all military. If you mess with one, you mess with them all. Leadership is a tall brown haired kid with second in command is a ginger with an afro. He only looks harmless. Don't go to Bedford without letting them know, they'll keep you safe, free of charge. Don't call them, they'll find you.

The SCS (Stone City Soldiers) is for the benefit of Bedford, Indiana. It is not a drug ring or criminal gang.

by StoneCitySoldier#2 October 5, 2012

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015