Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012

Red Slide

The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl

Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.

by ASanchez September 27, 2006

Crow Slide

An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.

Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.

by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.

"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008

Slide

a girl that you can just get up in and leave.basically,a ho

boy1:im bout 2 get on that
boy2;nah boss thats my slide

by luvrrgrl7 May 18, 2009

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom July 20, 2008

Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

by kiba108 September 18, 2010