Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious

Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

Separately Single by NormallyCamren March 17, 2015

iya single 

when you’re sad and single

“aw man, she broke up with me. im iya single now”

iya single by brriiiaannnaaa November 10, 2019

seperatly single 

A lesbian couple who tries and hide they are together but make it painfully obvious

Lauren: please don't make assumptions

Camila: oh yea yea yea please don't make assumptions

Lauren: we're seperatly single...Sorry
Camila:...
Dinah: just friends... ;)
Ally: friends are fun

seperatly single by @Camia_cameyo (insta) November 11, 2018

Faux Single 

Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.

He opted to remain faux single on Facebook.

Faux Single by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018

Colt Single Action Army

1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.

In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."

— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

Colt Single Action Army by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

triple single 

Derogatory term coined by Charles Barkley for a statistic in basketball when a player has single-digit numbers in points, rebounds and assists. Opposing term to triple double.

Shaq: Westbrook had 8 points, 9 rebounds and 6 assists against portland last night.

Chuck: Man that's a triple single!

triple single by statseeker November 7, 2021

Every. Single. Time. 

Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.

Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Time. by Augustisimus December 2, 2020