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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
Jesse is such a Simp
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
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Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.
Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.
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by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020
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by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020
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A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.
Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020
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A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.
Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.
by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020
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