Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023
Usually someone named Harley, is an epic GAYmer and is often in love with someone named jye or tom white but just doesn't know it yet! Chases after girls and is a big stalker man so watch out ladies!!!! Dogs the boys by leaving whenever the girl leaves and chases women even when hes taken...
e.g.
Person one: "OMF man that dude is pulling such a HARLEY!!!"
Person two: "IKR dude he's dogging the boys so much!"
Person one: "Ikr, he's such a simp!"
Person one: "OMF man that dude is pulling such a HARLEY!!!"
Person two: "IKR dude he's dogging the boys so much!"
Person one: "Ikr, he's such a simp!"
by aussie_stalin March 13, 2020
The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
by One of thee bois March 11, 2020