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Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.
Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!
by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020
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The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.
Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
by Salty Loser January 10, 2022
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Tray Shuffle

When ur gettin ya dick sucked and she throws up on you're business and you give her the old 1, 2 knockout
Dude have you seen Tina today? She looks like she got tray shuffled last night. Saucey
by Seňor SaKK August 25, 2017
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larsson shuffle

an internet term used by fifa players.

the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.

during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.

the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle
- joe runs into the box with the ball -

jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.

- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -

jamie: aww nice goal like.

joe: ha get it smelt keeper
by ross da boss October 2, 2012
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Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
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Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019
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shuriman shuffle

An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.
Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.
by OneThird13 July 27, 2023
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