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Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$
You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal
by Four Square January 16, 2024
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scotchweave

Weaving through traffic while drunk on scotch whiskey
I am using Scotchweave in a sentence.
by Spotdot January 31, 2024
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Shothead

Someone who’s brain is so scrambled they cannot comprehend the basics
Tom Lambe is the ultimate shothead
by TLambeIsAShothead November 22, 2023
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shotcarplanet

means you are a raging sexual predator with the safety strap ahh beard
also you take pounds of trenblone acetate everyday with your protein shake
you also will go 0 for 246 when you try to pull (you get no bitches)
a young fella named shotcarplanet got herpes from fucking a rabbit in the ass
a wise gentleman named shotcarplanet was involed with the attack on september 11, 2001
by shadicle December 6, 2023
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ShotKh

Extremely sexually or romantically attracted to people of one's own sex (used especially of a man)
Bro are you gay?
Nah I'm ShotKh
Oh, So you're super gay?
Exactly.
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
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Scotchhobble

Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump
My uncle Jerry told me he would “scotchhobble” me if I got into his liquor cabinet again.
by McNichols March 14, 2024
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