Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 27, 2011

shideara

An intelligent, creative, beautiful, loving woman, who also happens to be bat shit crazy. Yes having a Shideara for a friend means you are never without true loyalty. Having a Shideara as a girlfriend means you'll never have to wonder about being loved... But definitely have to worry about which personality you'll be spending the night with that night.
All in all Shideara knows how to keep life... interesting.

God I'm so bored... I need a Shideara for a pick me up.

OK this girl has way to many Shidearas for me to handle right now.

Did you see the crazy eyes on that beautiful woman?
She must be a Shideara.

by shidearalove May 2, 2016

shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

No Shave November

The act of shaving on the last day of October then not shavin for the etire month of November. One December 1st you compare youre facial hair with your friends and enjoy reminicing on the experiance that was No Shave November. It only becomes exceptable to shave again on December 1st.

Man I can't wait to see my awesome beard after No Shave November is over.

by Dr. Shave December 1, 2009

Shaved the Goat

(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he shaved the goat.

by Robyso May 17, 2006

shives

when you are playing darts and a dart drills you in the nuts

A- Hey i dislocated my left nut.
G- wow! how?
A- I got shives!
G- OMG

by bobo55 May 27, 2011

Shiek

1. To Look Good, Fly, or well dressed, also stylish.
2. A Type of Condom, Very Commonly used by people.
3. An Entertainer from Pittsburgh Pa, Ex Pro Wrestler and Comedian residing currently in West Virginia.

1. That shit's sheik! Where did you get it?
2. I'm gonna be with Sandy tonight, where can I get some Shiek's?
3. Did you hear the Shiek's new MMA song on Minithin's site? That shit is Dope!

by jackson223 March 16, 2009