Schimpa

The nicest people you could ever meet! They are so fun and caring. And most of the time their cute. If you have a schimpa in your life keep them forever!im telling you

Girl #1:Gurl have you seen that schimpa?
Girl #2: Omg yes he’s so cute

by getyourselfalife March 11, 2019

Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019

Scimpus

A kid who has no idea what the FUCK he is doing

Scimpus over here touched the soccer ball with his hands.

by Thicc Unit February 27, 2020

Schimpfy

When one reaches an upper-echelon rank, and knows how to twerk at the local stampede.

That Schimpfy has definitely done a swell job.

by DumplCrump April 12, 2020