shopping binge

Incessant craving for and indulgence in purchasing amongst others necessities

There day go on anotha shopping binge.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

shipping

The act of pairing any two characters together. Lonely people do this to try to suppress their own loneliness. It usually leads to making terrible fan art.

"Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are friends, they should date!" - a deviantard
"i love shipping narutoXgoku cuz i no they wuld b a gr8 couple and theyr hot"
- another deviantard

by Peskyplumber November 20, 2011

Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010

clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts

Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts

by Rob Poconos November 9, 2013

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008