scumduger

1. A person who enjoys licking the toes of homeless people.

2. Someone who will lick anything.

Most scumdugers have very fiew friends.

by TheWoosh November 2, 2010

scum trashiness

A displayed behavior that is so low that even trailer trash people think he's disgusting.

Trailer Trash #1:Shit... that fucker doesn't even talk or try to see his kids. I got 5 kids all from different bitches and I see them.

Trailer Trash #2: Yea. That's scum trashiness.
an he don't even pretend he payin fo' any o' thier shit...I gives my kids momma's a $20 now an then.

Trailer Trash #3: What a fuckershmuck.

by chilie* November 10, 2010

Scum Scraper

A desparate person in a night club who hasn't pulled by the end of the night and is attempting to pull a troll to take home.

Look at that poor desparate scum scraper tring to chat up that sludge pig on the dance floor

by SludgeMan January 23, 2013

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"

by arthurlovesplastic February 18, 2014

scumbagity

Skanky

Stealing your brothers wife

Robbing grandma for drugs

Nasty Skanky low moraled actions

Stealing from your grandma is a scumbagity thing to do

Robbing grandma for drugs

by stutterstep November 29, 2014

scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.

"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."

by NotABigFan January 5, 2015