security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017

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Secretception

A secret about a secret

Bob knew that Sally liked him, but kept it a secret from her. Sally liking Bob was a secret all on its own. Bob had created secretception.

Megan knew Julia's deepest, darkest secret, but kept it a secret from her.

by Spiderman...1 June 6, 2018

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Scritchin

Amazing, cool, awesome. This word can be whatever you want it to be. It's like the word "Smurf": It can be used in any context, anywhere, anyhow.

L. A.: "Dude, that's totally scritchin!"
Mme. M.: "Scritch to the max!"

by Shelby Longbottom March 11, 2018

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secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018

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