Secret votes

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.

Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”

by magnateman January 14, 2019

Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019

Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).

Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.

by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006

secret gun level

a stage on a war video game that has a hidden weapon that will make the level more convenient.

EG: on COD finest hour, the last level has a scoped G43, later in that level, you need to take out machine gun nests that are far away. using the G43 makes it easier

Guy 1: dude i cant beat that one call of duty stage, it sucks

Guy 2: that's because it is a secret gun level, you need to find the sniper rifle behind the car

by the commissar June 23, 2009

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

secret weapon

A girl that you keep secret and just use for sex. Not good enough to take out in public, just good enough to keep around in case everything else falls through.

No action on a Friday night, resort to the secret weapon.

by UMCRider January 26, 2011