schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025

schmoopa

a nickname you call your boo thang

“i miss you schmoopa”
“i love you schmoopa”

by muffinlovessds March 21, 2025

Schmoo

very prone to being molested

"Yo, that dude is so schmoo."

"Nah don't ever call me that. I ain't no schmoo!"

by Chip Chip Chip May 16, 2025

schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

Schmoo

Goop of some sort, usually very viscous and hard to remove.

Aww, it's all covered in schmoo.

by wonseventimesgotnothing October 8, 2025

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008

poopy schmoopy

Something you call brown and smelly and slimy.
An adjective.

My poop was really poopy schmoopy this morning.

by soaked taint March 5, 2019