A patient is brought in to the hospital, who,when you turn them over to get their clothes off them and start treatment, you notice right away thier long history of anal sex.
Man, we got one in through ER last night - what a salad shooter!
When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v