Dull surprise

A term refering to poor acting, specifically blank, emotionless expressions.
The term first appears in the Alien from L.A. episode of MST3K to refer to Kathy Ireland's general countenance.

Me: Dude, have you seen that Alien from L.A. film?
My friend: Yeah, man! Kathy Ireland's idea of acting seems to involve approaching all emotions with the same face dull surprise.
Me: I know what you mean. She's like a female Charlie Sheen

by The Woolly Sammoth September 12, 2009

surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.

Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."

by timvri January 9, 2011

surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

by mitch1 May 10, 2008

Elmer's Surprise

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

by Josh in Munster January 26, 2009

surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.

Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?

by ke$halover November 17, 2010

Halloween Surprise

The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.

Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(

by da hbomb October 27, 2011

Surprise Cock

the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.

Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!

Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?

Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.

by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009