San Juan Surprise

When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.

Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.

by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

ice box surprise

Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.

Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.

by faroreforelorn February 10, 2008

Hidden Black Surprise

Inviting your girlfriend over for a booty call and in the meantime get in bed and start getting head from a drunk black chick with the lights off. When your girlfriend walks in she won't see the black chick sucking your dick until she sits on the bed. The end result is a hilarious story.

Man, Rick pulled a Hidden Black Surprise last night. His girlfriend ran out the house crying, while the other girl threw up and spat gum on his ball hair.

by Ricky Dee August 23, 2006

lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009

Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.

I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.

by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012

Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015