bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
by tommy-o November 11, 2004
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surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.
Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."
by timvri January 08, 2011
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Dull surprise

A term refering to poor acting, specifically blank, emotionless expressions.
The term first appears in the Alien from L.A. episode of MST3K to refer to Kathy Ireland's general countenance.
Me: Dude, have you seen that Alien from L.A. film?
My friend: Yeah, man! Kathy Ireland's idea of acting seems to involve approaching all emotions with the same face dull surprise.
Me: I know what you mean. She's like a female Charlie Sheen
by The Woolly Sammoth September 12, 2009
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surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.
by mitch1 May 10, 2008
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Elmer's Surprise

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.
I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.
by Josh in Munster January 25, 2009
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surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?
by ke$halover November 14, 2010
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Surprise Cock

the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!

Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?

Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009
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