Smeagol Mode

When on the cusp of cumming in the midst of jerking off while standing up, one enters “Smeagol Mode,” hunching over to get over that final hurdle. Although an unflattering position, it gets the job done.

Y’all ever just hunch over and enter Smeagol Mode when you fap?

by Playboy Darti March 2, 2019

smad

Feeling or showing sad and mad simultaneously

I’m smad because my girlfriend cheated on me

by Richardisbroke October 15, 2019

smadlies

Of, or pertaining to, the breasts of either a male or female, usually large in nature. Can be used either positively or negatively. Also can be used in shortened forms such as “smads” or “smids”.

“We were at the bar last night, and this girls smadlies were out all over the place”
“This girl had the biggest smids I’ve ever seen”

by RumTumTuggernuts October 27, 2019

SMAD

1.acronym
SAD. MAD.ANXIOUS.DEPRESSED

2.adj

Sad and mad at the same time.

I'm tired of being so smad.

by Jeremmmyyyy January 8, 2020

Smad

When you are sad and mad at the same time.

I'm so smad because people are so mean

by Crisky beans February 25, 2020

SMBAD

An abbreviation for "suck my balls and dick". Pronounced "Simbad".

Person 1: wow I really don't like math
Person 2: yeah, math can SMBAD

by TheUnfortunateSailor March 12, 2020

smad boner

when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep

“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad

by pissedoff2amace March 25, 2020