Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'
Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."
Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."
by She-male women hater July 30, 2012
Get the Alcatraz sized ass holemug. by Playerunkown97 June 19, 2022
Get the kaeya's dick sizemug. 1.to get that "ho" prego
2.to plant the "seed" in that skank
3.to become a "baby's daddy"
4.to "Prego" that "Ego"
5.an old sea captain's phrase meaning, "to endure the seasons comings"
2.to plant the "seed" in that skank
3.to become a "baby's daddy"
4.to "Prego" that "Ego"
5.an old sea captain's phrase meaning, "to endure the seasons comings"
1. "Dat bitch was givin' me the stank eye, so I super-sized that ho!"
2."Baby, don't get mad... I was just super-sizin' ya."
3."Ay.... the sea be super-sizing this ho."
4. Soulja Boy Tell'um might say, "Super-size that ho."
2."Baby, don't get mad... I was just super-sizin' ya."
3."Ay.... the sea be super-sizing this ho."
4. Soulja Boy Tell'um might say, "Super-size that ho."
by Jay M and Colin M April 22, 2008
Get the Super-Size that homug. the guy “sizes you up” like he’s basically just trying to figure out whether he can fit inside you or not.
“sizes you up”
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
by AnxOus July 17, 2021
Get the sizes you upmug. by mitch November 17, 2004
Get the hey whats your cup size?mug. Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)
by s2artjm November 29, 2018
Get the your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulusmug. A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.
“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.
by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018
Get the Pocket Size Stow Away Gaymug.