Shemeatress

a large trans women that makes videos online, likes to get their ass eaten, and has a Johnson.

I just went to an appointment with my shemeatress.

Oh really how was it?

Yeah she got the job done.

by SugerCloud13 January 6, 2023

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

Shmeasty

Shmeasty is 10x as rare as shiestie and is very ultra rare. You only use this sparingly

Person one: gyatt Ohio sigma rizz

Person two: kys ur so shmeasty

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

sheattle shehawks

that team that noodles likes who could never beat the titans

noodles likes the sheattle shehawks

by clab420 October 27, 2023

Shmatafaced

Shmatafaced adj.
Definition: To cover one’s face with a rag or cheap cloth such as a keffiyah to hide one’s identity.

The protestors at the pro-terrorism rally were shmatafaced so they felt-emboldened to shout hate speech.

by Words4Reality December 28, 2023