Get 7 Seats

When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf

Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats

by prevailthebride November 13, 2020

back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

by Gleasonator August 03, 2011

Front passenger seat

This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.

The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.

by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 05, 2014

Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

by Michael Geico August 30, 2010

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 31, 2017

toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden September 14, 2015