I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

by Laszlo Van Raalte December 29, 2022

Agricultural Science

An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.

(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)

Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)

by norm12345678910 October 19, 2006

cowboy science

The type of science characterized by qualitative results and eyeball measurements.

"John, You're such a cowboy scientist"

"David, I've had it with all your cowboy science"

by John Love August 21, 2007

Paki Science

Common, inapplicable science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and/or charge you too damm much for an AC repair.

Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there

Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out

by LilHomieDeuce September 7, 2011

Mockery of Science

1. an upcoming alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs (2005) consisting of six girls.

1. damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing.

by Vince T. September 6, 2008

Political Social Science

A personal thought of mine that everybody, no matter what race, or ethnicity, starts out equal. It is that individuals' choice, or fault to practice things that make them appear better, or worse in public society, thus making Politically Correctness wrong. For that people say that you should be nice to everybody for they're all equal, but those people they tell you to be nice to might of done something to lose respect that earns them some forms of chastisement.

Be nice to this Black guy.
No, he got arrested for robbing a store, so he doesn't deserve as much respect. Political Social Science, my friend.

by Colin H. Christ August 21, 2008

Republican Science

Math (and science) explained by “doctors” and “scientists” with results catered to what republicans want to hear by plugging in incorrect numbers to correct formulas.

“Based on our republican science (republican is silent), covid19 is a hoax and nothing more than a flu”

by MF-Jones April 29, 2020