hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

Ruby

Ruby is a someone that will make you blush. Ruby is kind and beautiful. Just like the stone, they have ties to love, passion, and raw emotion. Their eyes are almost always ones you can get lost in. Their features are unique and can turn a close friend into a lover. They have a laugh that can give someone butterflies. One might see them in class, walking down the street, or in a grocery store, and just from that one glance, one might get infatuated. Their personality is memorable. They have a sense of humor unlike no other, one that will make you laugh silently until your cheeks turn a bright tomato red. Although being like-able among others, it’s hard for them to be like-able among themselves. Their own mind can be their downfall. Sometimes they can get lost in their own head and feel that theres no way out. Their friends are the people that help them deal with their struggles. If you know a ruby who’s all of these things, cherish them and love them, they’ll appreciate it <3

Oh and one more thing; Ruby’s are hella gay

“Ruby is a fun person to be around, they always make me laugh.”

by ._Lover November 22, 2021

Ruby Barker

Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”

“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.

by Captain Snap April 8, 2021

Ruby Pham

Ruby is an amazing girl who has short curly brown hair, she makes the best "ur mom" jokes and is genuinely such a kind soul

Omg look at how nice that girl is her name's probably Ruby Pham

by IndieMoon August 6, 2022

Ruby

Annoying.

They're being a ruby

by salacada March 18, 2025

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Ruby

Ruby is kind, intelligent brave, and smart. And she always cares for others. Often times she can be shy, but you'd find it cute if you met her. If she were reading this right now, I would say, Ruby, I like you. And I've liked other people in the past, but not like this. Not with a stranger, and I was hoping, if you feel the same way, you and I could go on a date some time. Ruby will be your soulmate forever because even if you do not know her well, she'll be kind to you, and faithful. Because that's the kind of person she is. Faultless, fearless, and perfect.

Ruby and I went to a party, and she made me feel like I belonged.

by violahi February 2, 2022