Roostering

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

Rooster

Drug doing freaks that love turtles without shells

Look at that rooster. He ate his father who killed his aunt who’s also his mom. What a weirdo.

by Shellless turtle March 4, 2023

Smokey Rooster

A person that holds a hookah for an annoyingly long time before passing it to the next person in the group.

He is being such a smokey rooster tonight. I just want to smoke before they close!

by TheManJanson February 20, 2013

poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016

Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.

Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF

by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021

pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Chase the silver rooster

A phrase meaning to get high.
Generally implies one would get so high, they would feel as though they were chasing a silver rooster.

"Hey man, wanna chase the silver rooster?"
"Nah man, I don't wanna chase no rooster, man."
"No no no! I mean you wanna smoke up man?"
"Oh, yeah man."

by Rakemup June 6, 2014