Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.

There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

by Meghan Bananergee July 9, 2010

Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

by Jeremy April 4, 2003

Queefer

Someone that can queef on command.

My mom is a queefer, I told her to queef and she did.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

queef residue

1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a generally stinky sum-bitch.

1. "You are a puddle of queef residue!!"
2. Brant woke up with queef residue on his nose from his wild night before.
3. Brandon would like queef residue on his pancakes.

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

queef mongler

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.

Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!

by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009

Queef

A fart that comes out of your vagina. Can make sex awkward.

EW! Olga, did you just fart?

Olga: No, silly! That was just a queef.

by Jay Crapsby November 15, 2014