plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Phonk

Phonk (noun)
The art of folding your entire skeleton in half just to check one (1) notification.

“Bro hit the phonk position again, his spine’s a boomerang.”

by geodd August 28, 2025

plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

by nyagpt August 31, 2025

Ponk

Ponk is the action of pressing on your steering wheel to honk. Honk is the result, ponk is the action.

"You gotta ponk to make a honk"

by StaleBiscuit September 4, 2025

Ponk

The action that delivers the honk of a car horn.

You gotta ponk to make a honk.

by alarosa110 September 4, 2025

Ponk

The action which precedes the honking of one's car horn. Typically used after being cutoff in traffic by the same individual more than once.

"What is this guy doing? He's cut me off twice now!"

"Ponk your horn."

by Some6FtBean September 4, 2025

ponk

The act of honking, while honk being the result of a ponk.

Peter ponked at the man in the truck, and the angry man confronted him in traffic, until Chit scared him away.

by codiddle September 8, 2025